I did something adult while I was away.
I’m like your ex.
I kind of promise to stick around and update this thing when I can, then you don’t hear from me for 8 months so you figure I’m gone for good, you can safely guess you’ll never hear from me again, TA DAAAAAAAAAAAA! I’m back in your face. I also doubt you want to know what I have been up to but I’m going to tell you anyway.
If we were friends on Facebook or Instagram you’d know what’s been happening but we’re probably not so I’ll fill you in.
My cat is still my baby. I haven’t got another one just yet but I have discovered an instragram account called Foster Kittens! Holy shit do those little adorable fuzzballs make my ovaries go mental. I want them all and I’m constantly distracted by them that I’m surprised I still have a job. “Hey Suz, we got a customer who wants something yesterday!” My usual reply is something like “Shut up/Don’t have time/Sorry I’m watching Foster Kittens!” I think my adorable fuzzball has picked up on my addiction so he has started bringing me home presents to prove he can also be distracting and charming. He doesn’t bother to wrap them or kill them, he just drops them at our feet and looks lovingly up to us with his chest out while his ‘gifts,’ are scurrying or flying around INSIDE the house. Last count for the month was 5 mice, 2 birds and a geeko. Since he has been insisting on being so I giving I have tried dropping a few hints about nice endowments, such as chocolates, wine, tea sets, all expenses paid trip to Fiji. But he just insists on going to the park and returning with anything that is complementary and breathing that isn’t the Bondi Vet or Andy Lee (another hint dropped of Max is reading this. He’ll never read this, he has things to do like licking his bum or clawing the couch).
What else have I been doing? Oh yes, speaking of reuniting with ex’s I stupidly got back together with cigarettes but that’s another blog. Been studying, procrastinating and still getting distracted, pining for a dog, oh yeah I also bought a house with my sister.
Sorry I just heard you drop things.
Yep. That’s right, the queen of ‘avoiding doing anything that involves being an adult,’ went and put herself into some good debt. First grown up thing I have done in 34 years. Now I must point out that if it wasn’t for my sister’s grown up bank account, there’s no way in hell I the bank would’ve lent me a large sum of money. But I did get approved for a loan and my sister and I now live in my our own house, in the northern suburbs and it’s fucking incredible! And boy do I never want to go through the hoops of getting to the home owning stage again!
I was going to go right into every agonising part of what one goes through before owning a home but it’s just too soon to relive right now so I’ll just say:
Waiting for banks approval: Nail biting. You’ll soon start bashing yourself about that evil credit card you once had just to keep for emergencies until you find yourself smack bang in the middle of wedding season/ find that book before it becomes a movie / it’s your round for that $50 bottle of wine everyone has been enjoying/ your favourite band reunites and announce a tour smack bang during wedding season or you really needed that mango that is $6 in the supermarket because you’ve missed Mango all year.
House hunting: Not only does this go on for months (we actually met people who had been looking for a year) but you have no idea how much a house has been airbrushed until you see the house in the flesh and not to mention trying to look through properties with hundreds of other people also bulldozing past you. Don’t try it if your claustrophobic. Real estate agents ignoring you, Real Estate agents all over you. Dream house sells out of budget at auction. You end up a hermit because you are too exhausted from house hunting. You miss your Saturdays, Sundays end up being house work days, you want your weekends back. The amount of junk you end up eating and drinking on the run. Vendor insists on a 30 day settlement, Vendor delays settlement, house ends up settling 90 days later.
Then it’s moving day and THE FUCKING BOND CLEAN!!!! In fact by the time you get to that stage you couldn’t care less if you get your bond back or not and it’s also been so long since you last saw the house the bank purchased that you’ve forgotten what it looks like and buying furniture for it becomes a nightmare. Is the couch too big for the lounge room? How big were the cupboards in the kitchen? How much do I need to down size?
There is so much more about the process of buying but I am now far too exhausted to type any more but it’s so nice to be able to do what you want to the house without having to ask landlords and real estate agents if it’s okay for anything. Although now if things breakdown we now have to fork out for it to be fixed but I can now mark a wall and not freak out, have as many pets as I want, have a garden, not give a fuck and my parents have something nice to write up in their Christmas cards.
Well I really must go, I have 2 notifications that need my attention on Facebook. Let’s not leave it so long next time.
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